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maestroandprincess

Jun 8, 2023
3 min

Not My Journey

When I was about 11 years old, my mother told me I was “such a little empath.” At the time, she and I shared a bedroom, and I would keep...

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maestroandprincess

Jun 4, 2023
3 min

50th Birthday in Vegas

It’s hard to write a short blog entry about a trip to Las Vegas, but I’m going to try. I’ll even throw in some SFW pictures! Day 1: The...

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maestroandprincess

May 27, 2023
3 min

Superpower

There’s a scene in Grace and Frankie, S1E3, where they go out to buy cigarettes. The clerk ignores them and waits on a young, attractive...

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maestroandprincess

May 21, 2023
1 min

Act 1 Bullshit Keeps Creeping In

We worked hard to put Act 1 to rest, but I’ve gotta be honest. It keeps creeping in on us. At least once a day we have to remind each...

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maestroandprincess

May 15, 2023
3 min

Holy Spirit, Holy Plant

If you can, listen while you read. It's Princess' new favorite song! I thought my wife knew Jesus the way that I know Him - personally,...

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maestroandprincess

May 10, 2023
2 min

Leveling Up

For two good years, prior to Princess getting sick, she was in full-on beast mode! Having struggled with weight her whole life and...

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maestroandprincess

May 7, 2023
2 min

Vibrators & Donuts: Night Shift

In true “opposites attract” fashion, I am an early-bird and Princess is a night-owl. You might have expected otherwise; I know I did....

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maestroandprincess

May 6, 2023
2 min

No F*cks to Give

I bet you're wondering how the Adventures of Maestro and Princess got started. Right? Several years of lock-down due to Covid,...

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maestroandprincess

May 5, 2023
1 min

Forgot About Dre

Princess can rap!!! It took a little bit of gin and a lot of begging and pleading on my part to get her up there, but here she is in all...

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maestroandprincess

May 1, 2023
1 min

Happy Lei Day!

Today, May 1, is Hawaii's Lei Day! Hearing this, I thought I would dig up some old photos of our Maui adventure several years ago. It was...

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maestroandprincess

Apr 30, 2023
2 min

The Price of Happy

Lest you think these "Adventures" are, or are going to be, all fun and games for us, think again. Princess pays a big price. But after...

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maestroandprincess

Apr 27, 2023
3 min

What's a Consumption Lounge?

Indeed, what is a "consumption lounge?" I had never heard of one, but Princess somehow knew all about them (as princesses do, I suppose)....

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maestroandprincess

Apr 15, 2023
1 min

Everything Must Go!!!

Between now and May 15, 2024 (our GO! date), we are cleaning house. Combined, we have 50+ years of stuff that needs to find a new home or...

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